Schrodinger's Sexuality - single

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Lyrics

Dead or alive, gotta look at the cat’s eyes
And then you’ll have your call
The truth is simple when you see
Open the box and the lie will fall
But you can apply German animal abuse
To a whole host of things
Time ascending, thoughts condescending
And contradicting each other

Schrodinger’s Sexuality
Has got me running ‘round
Schrodinger’s Sexuality
Has got me feeling down
Schrodinger’s Sexuality
Why must it be this way
Schrodinger’s Sexuality
Is she straight or gay?

Bi or gay or straight or pan
All and none, yet at once
Mind games are waiting to
Find out the lying ones
Like a cat that’s in a box
Has the poison really killed?
I could probably figure out on my own
If I wasn’t so weak willed

[

Well, it is I! Jackson Gray! Transported through time and space, back roughly 400 years to the Kingdom of Arkansas! Jonathan, my indentured servant! I've brought you back to the year 1612, to ponder some questions concerning my one true love!

Yes Sir…

Excellent! Now, does this woman feel any sort of sexual 
attraction at all?

Yes Sir…

That is excellent news! However, sex is not the only thing I look for in a  partner, since I'm not that shallow! (I also look for assets I can take for my own of course, but anyways…) Does she feel sexual attraction towards members of the same sex?

Yes Sir…

That is interesting news, given the fact that homosexuality is quite taboo at this time! Does she feel sexual attraction towards members of the opposite sex?

Yes Sir…

Awesome… Does that mean she’s into me?
ANSWER ME! NOW!
Squire! Why is he buffering?

Well, the answers that he has provided to you have not yet been enough to satisfy the current quantum superposition you've found yourself in!

SPEAK ENGLISH!
SHE’S NOT FUCKING INTO YOU, YOU PEASANT!

AAAAAAAA!!!! OOOOOOOOO!!!!
You! You're such a-

]

Schrodinger’s Sexuality
Has got me running ‘round
Schrodinger’s Sexuality
Has got me feeling down
Schrodinger’s Sexuality
Why must it be this way
Schrodinger’s Sexuality
Is she straight or gay?

Schrodinger’s Sexuality
Has got me running ‘round
Schrodinger’s Sexuality
Has got me feeling down
Schrodinger’s Sexuality
Why must it be this way
Schrodinger’s Sexuality
Is she straight or gay?

About Schrodinger's Sexuality

Released June 9, 2023

Written by Evan Sheppard, Johnny Weiner, and Jackson Gray

Personnel -

Funhouse Mirrors:
Evan Sheppard - vocals, drums, narration
Johnny Weiner - guitars, backing vocals, narration, recording and mixing
Jackson Gray - bass, backing vocals, narration
Dan Centeno - keys, backing vocals

Other:
Abi Mohr - Flute
Dean Mattson - Mastering
Ajay Ahluwalia - filming and cover shoot