(Another Day In) Ancap Paradise
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Lyrics
A few years ago
Congress decided
All the laws were dumb
So they made the consititution
Null and void now
It’s all privately run
Now everything is better
Just ask the ones
Sending our garbage into the sun
I can’t wait till the day I can
Move out of the slums
Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise
Shot if you don’t buy the ice
Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise
Stir-frying our head lice
The McNuke is dropping
over here and
We’re all crash test dummies
Copyrighted gay marriage
They have to pay the fees
Armed militias
Owned by Walmart
Tearing up the streets
Cameras in my house
it’s Whole Foods
Watching what I eat
Apple’s EULA
bounty hunters
Hunting non-upgraders
Google’s selling
all my dick pics
To chronic masturbaters
Amazon using
Thai children
For building fire sticks
Bezos has the
Philosopher’s stone
He’s three hundred and six
Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise
Shot if you don’t buy the ice
Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise
Stir-frying our head lice
Detroit's new name
is DirecTV
Because they lost the rights
But that doesn't mean
That their folks get
Free satellite
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Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise
Shot if you don’t buy the ice
Ancap paradise
Isn’t it so nice
(Another day in)
Ancap paradise
Stir-frying our
Head lice
About (Another Day In) Ancap Paradise
Personnel:
Johnny Weiner- backing vocals, guitar
Chris Ochoa - bass
Dan Centeno - keys, backing vocals
Evan Sheppard - drums, lead vocals
Music and Lyrics written by Evan Sheppard and Johnny Weiner